- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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