yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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