- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Don't believe in Atheists.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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