What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Good job, son.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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