Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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