How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Cheese

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hashtags suck balls

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Happy Monday!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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