I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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