Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Jovan

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Why? Why not?

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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learn. advance!

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

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