Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Jovan

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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