- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Balls

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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