- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

binladin walks into the american seals

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

what did the black women name her child jamaal

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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