- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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