what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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