Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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