- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

whats my name? Matt

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Michael Brown

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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