- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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