- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Knock, knock. Come in.

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