- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

This is not funny.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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