- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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