- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A American seeking into mexico

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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