- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

What would u like to drink?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

one stop shop

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

France had one revolution

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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