- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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