- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

2 black kids walk into school

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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