What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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