- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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