- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

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