why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

How about that airline food?

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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