- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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