- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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