- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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