what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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