- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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