- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

you give like i give lomain

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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