- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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