Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

I enjoy Popcorn

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

a man makes a bad joke

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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