Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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