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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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