Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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