- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Dumbledore dies.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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