Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Anti Joke

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