What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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