Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

wanna here a joke? you.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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