- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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