A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Hello.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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