Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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