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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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