What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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