A women left the kitchen.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Anti Joke

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