- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

knock knock i have diarrhea

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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