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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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