- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

You were born.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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