- Anti Joke

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Justin beiber's penis

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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