- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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