What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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