What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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THe Election

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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