roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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