- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

The diamond one below is hilarious.

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