- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Its behind you like if you looked behind

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]