What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

women's rights

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Nero, sure you are okay?

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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