Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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