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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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