- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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