He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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my egg roll

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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