What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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