- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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