2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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