Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

G:nock nock B:come in!

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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