What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Mooses

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

i just wrote this so hard

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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