So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Vagina Boob

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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