your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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