What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Neither did she.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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