Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

Vagina Boob

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Sixty... eight

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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