- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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