- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Dumbledore dies.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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