What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Pickles are powerful

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Nickelback.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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