- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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