How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Neither did she.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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