A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

Vagina Boob

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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