If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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