Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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you give like i give lomain

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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