- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

THe Election

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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