- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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