- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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