How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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