- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

G:nock nock B:come in!

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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