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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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