Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

women's rights

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Roses are red.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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