What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What's your guys names?

Pickles are moist.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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