Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Pickles are powerful

my egg roll

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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