What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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