- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??