- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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