- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Your face is hilarious.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

A bar walks into a man

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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