Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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