- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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