ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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