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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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