get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A French man gets into a fight

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A man did not like this site

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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