i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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