- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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