- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

The chickens have become self-aware!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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