- Anti Joke

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge