There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Your Mum is soo fat.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

so the weather's nice...

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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