- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

The Labour Party.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Turkeys are obese

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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