What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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