Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Whats worse than suicide? death

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

i killed my family

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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