why did the girl cry because she was raped

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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