- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Amanda Knox walks home free.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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