What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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One time i was sitting down

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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