- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

I don't get it

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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