- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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