why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Tucker Rivera

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What's big and purple? Barney

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Your Mum is soo fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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