A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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women's rights.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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