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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Justin Beiber

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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