- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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