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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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