If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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