- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

what goes boo a sock

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Hi, my name is Jake.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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