How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What does? 42

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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