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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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