Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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