Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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