yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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