- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

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