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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Heskey time.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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