- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Nickelback

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

top kek

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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