Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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