What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

women's rights

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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