How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

* anti-punchline

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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