- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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