How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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