- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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