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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Kevin and Ramin

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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