A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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William wright is Gay

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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hi charles lattuca III

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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