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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

9/11

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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