- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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