Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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