Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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