- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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