Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Once, I went to Peru.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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