- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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