- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Massie is a fatass

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