knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Title IX

BIG MAC'S

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

LO AND BEHOLD!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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