- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Screw it you write the joke.

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