- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

I had a lemon. hi.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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