- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Face...the other white meat!

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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