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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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