- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Sam Hengal.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

why girl die cancer

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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