- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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