Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

my egg roll

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Women's rights

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Is maynaise an instrument?

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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