- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

The cream, it is coming

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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