roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Camerons hair is Curly..

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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