Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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