Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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