yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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