Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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