- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Your so gay, that you like men!

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