what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Pickles are powerful

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Nickelback.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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