- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Knock knock, COME IN!

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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