Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Okay.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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