- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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