- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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