How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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