- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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