What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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