What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Massie is a fatass

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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