- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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