- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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