- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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