Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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