How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Fat people

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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