- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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