- Anti Joke

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks