- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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