why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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