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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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