Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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